Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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