OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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