The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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