So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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