That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
We got so high we made milksteak
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
