i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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