my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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