yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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