His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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