The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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