We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
BRING THE BAGELS
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
