How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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