when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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