Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Panties = found
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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