forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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