Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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