? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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