we're blogging at a bar
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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