You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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