What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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