it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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