ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
sex in a hospital.. check
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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