please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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