Tell her she can't have a vagina
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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