Non-Jews are for practice
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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