i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
