remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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