haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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