Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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