OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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