I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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