i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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