Me too!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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