Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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