Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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