Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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