Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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