I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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