wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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