I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
