There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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