let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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