oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
