Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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