she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I need to calm my uterus...
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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