I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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