So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
