Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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