break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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