What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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