Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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